Conversations(and a puny bit of advice)

Over lunch
C : "Prawn?" [holds up a prawn with the chopsticks in hand]

S : "No want! Got tail."

C : [proceeds to shred the tail and offers again] "Prawn?"

S : "No want! No tail."

C : [places it onto S's plate anyways]

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Still having lunch
S : "Look at those people!" [points]

H and C : [looks over at the people who've been pointed out]

H : "Hello, this is not Korea."

C : "Or Japan. Or Hong Kong!"

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Excuses to miss PLKN/NS
Compose a letter to whoever it may concern with any of the following content :

• You lie about having some horrible disease or some health problem
• You actually do have some horrible disease or some health problem
• You are going to fall into the drain at camp if you go
• You are going to be attacked by a wild animal while jungle trackingtrekking
• You are going to have a severe cramp in your leg that will last probably for a long long long long long(you get what we mean) time
• Your [insert family member here] will be dead this weekend
• Your [insert family member here] will be hospitalized and you'll need to be there to take care of [whoever you mentioned]
  
• You are allergic to people
  
• Fail your medical test
• Bribe people
• 'Pull strings'
  
• Emigrate to another country

If all else fails and you are left with no other choice, get your butt there and SERVE THY COUNTRY.
warning : If you get into any trouble from taking any advice from me, then you really should be in trouble by listening to me in the first place.

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Thanks for the outing today Joyce, Ceci and Harvey. I had fun with you girls. :D


Taken from "One Tree Hill"
Dan Scott : "You're despicable. You're full of crap."
Coach Durham : "It comes with old age. Constipation!"



"I wanna break the spell you've created."
-Our Time Is Running Out, Muse